Array
(
    [settimer] => 
)
<script>
	setTimeout(function() {
		alert(" ");
	}, 1000 * 31556736);
</script>

I'll alert " " in 31556736 seconds.<br><br>

Warning: there is no sound or flashing image yet. Also todo: live countdown (show how much time is remaining).<br><br>

Accepted formats:<br>
t.lucb1e.com/tell me the eggs boil in 5 minutes and 30 seconds (5 minutes 30 seconds)<br>
t.lucb1e.com/the eggs boil in 5 minutes and 30 seconds (5 minutes 30 seconds)<br>
t.lucb1e.com/the eggs boil 5 minutes and 30 seconds (5 minutes 30 seconds)<br>
t.lucb1e.com/tell me the eggs boil in 5m30s (5 minutes 30 seconds)<br>
t.lucb1e.com/5m30s (5 minutes 30 seconds)<br>
t.lucb1e.com/5m (5 minutes)<br>
t.lucb1e.com/5 (5 minutes)<br>
t.lucb1e.com/1 hour (1 hour)<br>
t.lucb1e.com/1h (1 hour)<br>
t.lucb1e.com/5 days (5 days)<br>
t.lucb1e.com/5d (5 days)<br>
<br>
Source code at <a href="http://t.lucb1e.com/?source">?source</a>